Going by the stereotypes, Girls are unfathomable !!!!

A.P.J Abdul Kalam was once asked why he never married. He replied, "I find rocket science much easier."

One doesn’t simply know what a girl wants without failing at it at least 

once? 

twice? 

thrice? 

......

Always

 So i have seen this one thing about girls they don’t have a set pattern. I mean even natural disasters are predictable and more organized that way.

 Before i begin let me tell you we girls are very rational thinkers. We have secretly thought of solutions to all the world problems. Other than that we have thought of all the witty replies we would make to impress people. We even have our dialogues sorted when romancing a guy, including the guys part. Which hence happens to be one of the reasons why guys have a hard time pleasing us. They often dont follow the script.

   A study found the average man is left confused around six times a week by his female partner. And while many find the differences "endearing", almost 60 per cent of men admitted their befuddlement has led to arguments.

And that is exactly where you get everything wrong. This is that part in the script where u go, " omg she is so intriguing, so unlike me!!! i cannot possibly understand her which is exactly why i am attracted to her " and there you have got us.

Haven’t u heard of opposites attract already!!!
It's kind of abrupt but let me put a disclaimer before i go any further:

DISCLAIMER:

This is a not so thoroughly researched and hence very general but 99% true in most cases article. Of course there are exceptions. Resemblance to any person living or dead is not so purely co incidental. 

In the spirit of the article," jo mein sochti hoon woh mein nahi karti hoon, par jo mein karti hoon woh mein soch samja kar karti hoon ."

A girl does what a girl does because 

I am superwoman 

Girls are cute, nice and emotional. But our niceness only goes so far. We tend to have very less tolerance towards rude mean and nasty people. But we aint losing our cool. We will still be nice.

 Cats, pandas, puppies make us go awww. We hate violence until a fellow Venusian ( men are from mars women are from Venus right? ) trespasses our territory with an intention to cause damage. 

You shopped with rachel without me?!  

Things escalate quite quickly from there

Moral of the story: we are very possessive of our 'besties'

We take the concept of chaddi buddies to a whole new level. I mean whoever goes to the washroom alone ?! They are called chaddi buddies for a reason, right ? And who knows if the road to the washroom is fraught with unseen dangers.  Exploring the uncharted rain forests of Amazon is still much safer.

We excel at deep thinking. Like always

Girls can have the most antithetical views on stuff. They want gender equality without having to sacrifice chivalry. Chivalry is always appreciated. But of course its mostly because of the scientific logic behind it like everything else and not any personal reasons.

Like why girls are better than guys. Why girls are smarter than  guys, why girls are more beautiful than guys, why girls are more girls than guys. Just everything.

Honestly speaking, girls cannot do everything that guys can do and neither are we supposed to. But we take immense pleasure in proving otherwise.
For us discussion is basically nothing but a process of proving how the decision we have made is right in a more official sense. 

Which evidently is not always welcomed

They say that guys find girls who blabber very attractive. Well you guys , understand one thing, we take that shit seriously. I mean dont come complaining that we don't allow you to talk after you have made such statements. 

  Men often complain that we cant stick to one topic. Monotony bores us, in our lives as well in others. We generally do take quite a bit of interest in other ppls lives. i mean afterall who doesn't love gossiping ?! Research says even guys like gossiping so don't even say anything 

But one thing is there, come what may women don’t get swayed by public opinion,

They just sometimes get confused. Utterly confused...

Like while shopping. Need i say more? 

Girls love guys. At least most do. And if there is one thing that every girl wants in her guy then its the appreciation of her natural beauty. 

which by the way includes the eye liner, bb cream and the lip gloss.

 FYI : that isn’t make up

There are quite a lot of stereotypes about girls. Some not so flattering. But they kind of make them all the more fun i guess.
P.S: Secretly even we girls love stereotypes. Its partly the reason why we watch rom coms.