News Flash: Thank you gets its own festival!

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Etymology of the word thank you is no longer uncertain, thanks to Kanadians, the most cordial race on planet Earth.  To honor this discovery the festival of thanksgiving is celebrated all over Kaanadaa. A special day for expressing heartfelt thank you, in addition to the ones said everyday, like when you open a door for someone or hold a stinky fart which you were about to release in the immediate vicinity of a Kanadian. Meanwhile, sorry, excuse me and pardon me are reported to have taken to the streets calling themselves minority and demanding a festival for each. 

*General category student empathizing with sorry, excuse me and pardon me*

According to research, babies born on thanksgiving are reported to speak Thank You as their first word ten out of ten times to truly embrace the spirit of this festival. 

(But none of these babies were Indians)

What?!

In this year’s thanksgiving, plethora of Thank you were showered all over Kaanadaa, especially in University of Pttawa. Hearts were swept away by the deluge. One of the victims in this deluge was the student of University of Pttawa, Simon Tail. Simon had generously lent this brand new laptop on the day before thanksgiving to his near and dear friend Thomas Williams to complete their group project. He excitedly started working on Simon’s laptop until midnight. Post midnight, a sleep deprived Thomas could hardly resist from yawning repeatedly. Circumstances forced Thomas to buy French Vanilla from a nearby Tim Jortons and the same circumstances forced him to spill that french vanilla lest the laptop starts yawning. Thus, a completely damaged laptop was returned to Simon.  Tragedy struck in the gravest form when Simon realized that the damaged laptop is being returned to him on the day of thanksgiving. Rescue team had to be sent to Simon’s place to contain the jamboree at his place from getting any more thankful.

I'm here!

Despite the rescue team reaching in time, bound by tradition Simon uttered a feeble thank you, as an act of extreme outrage under the given circumstances (After all its thanksgiving.) 

*utters a feeble thank you*

In another major upsurge of motion, the Amrikkan thanksgiving turkey at the Stewart family’s sumptuous thanksgiving dinner, threw a fit at the dining table on discovering two Mexikkan turkeys on the same table as itself. Thankfully the matter was quickly resolved by three famished Amrikkans who feasted over all turkeys without discrimination. #SpiritOfThanksgivingRestored

Joey doesn't share food!

International students at University of Pttawa were seen enjoying thanksgiving. A few MBA students were in raptures on seeing the jaw dropping prices of Winter jackets at the thanksgiving sale at Nordtorm. Mohan Vyas, a Financial Engineering student was delighted to buy a 10,000 CAD Winter Jacket for just 9999 CAD in this once in a blue moon sale. Another student Sarah Jones was finally confident that she could face Winter after she bought all items on sale at the store. It would also be worthy to note that Sarah went broke post this thanksgiving sale, thanks to her Winter shopping.

All in all, this year’s thanksgiving saw a rise in the number of thank you being doled out. Scientists fear a thank you explosion, especially in the small city of Pttawa at this rate. Research is going on to find a way to prevent this thank you explosion. Good news is all readers of Oh Blimey will be posted with the latest updates on this research. Meanwhile, the district police contacts Shaktimaan who had attended the tulip festival to arrange for help.

Shaktimaan arrives , Shaktimaan secures the place, Shaktimaan leaves.

Yes!!! Readers to note that we are now officially ready to face the thank you explosion.

Thank You Shaktimaan!!!!!

Please note all gifs or pictures were taken from google. Thank you to the following sites for the gifs
1. https://forums.soompi.com/en/topic/382268-official-song-songkikyo-couple-%E2%98%85-song-joong-ki-%E2%99%A1-song-hye-kyo/?page=413
2. https://imgur.com/gallery/9CMRK
3. http://amp.uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/03/ugandan-action-movies-gifs
4. https://medium.com/@abhishek.bej/even-being-a-90s-indian-kid-i-didnt-watch-shaktimaan-a8190e8a4720
5. http://weheartit.com/entry/74650769
6. https://giphy.com/gifs/shocked-what-tv-friends-V5lM6OffQXOgg
7. https://www.google.ca/search?q=thanksgiving+dinner+eating+gifs&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjC4uypvfbWAhUo4oMKHURuBHYQsAQIJw&biw=1266&bih=523#imgrc=F7t6ftLdAaC_uM: